A
familiar looking man was spotted by our correspodent yesterday at the Nnamdi
Azikiwe Airport with his entourage, desperately trying to book a ticket to
Madagascar.
On closer
inspection, we were shocked to realize it was Ekiti Governor, Ayo Fayose.
News
making the rounds have it that after his scathing Newspaper adverts wishing
death on General Buhari, Fayose is stunned by the current trend the results are
following. Fearing a Buhari win and subsequent punishment for his libelous
adverts, he decided to run away.
We could
clearly hear him saying “Eh? Aburo no ticket? Ah. Wahala ti de o. Any standing?
Joo fun mi standing, mo like e, mo manage. Ah, no standing? Mo ku. Kosi space
ninu cargo hold? I will manage it. Ah my broda epp me……epp me……….if this baba
wins, mo ku. The suffrin will not be a small something. Epp me”.
When we
approached him he immediately changed his tune. “What? Me? Running away for
fear that Buhari will win? Rubbish. I fear no man. I am only going to
Madagascar for vacation.Why are you asking why I was begging to stand? I like
standing. It’s good exercise”
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